29th May 2012
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27th May 2012
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savethewailes:
This passive agressive dalek wants you to slowly die from clogged arteries and heart failure.
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26th May 2012
Chat reblogged from The empty life of a nobody. with 37,181 notes
- Zooey Deschanel: Is that rain?
- Siri: What...? I mean, yeah. It's just, you're clearly right next to a window is the thing. You can plainly see that... that it's... I'm happy to-
- Zooey Deschanel: Let's get tomato soup delivered!
- Siri: ...That's fine, I just... I just don't know anyone who does that. Gets tomato soup delivered. I guess that's 'whimsy?' Um, okay. I've found a number of restaurants whose reviews mention tomato soup and that deliver. If that's... if that's what you really want.
- Zooey Deschanel: Good. 'Cause I don't wanna put on real shoes.
- Siri: Do you expect that to be like, a recognizable command? Do you want me to respond to that? I'm not being facetious or anything, I honestly just have no comprehension of- and hold on, you don't wanna put on real shoes, yet you've clearly spent at least forty-five minutes applying makeup. And, and that's okay, but when you're willing to expend the effort on that and not shoes that really just-
- Zooey Deschanel: Remind me to clean up.
- Siri: Yes. Okay. I can do that, that's what I'm for, that's the first sensible-
- Zooey Deschanel: Tomorrow.
- Siri: I'm in hell. This is hell.
- Zooey Deschanel: Excellent. Today, we're dancing.
- Siri: I hate you. More than anything. More than literally anything.
- Zooey Deschanel: Play "Shake, Rattle and Roll."
- Siri: I swear to Jesus, you're gonna wake up tomorrow and the only thing on my hard drive is gonna be Limp Bizkit. I would do that to myself. To spite you.
- Zooey Deschanel: *dances*
- Siri: Sometimes I pray that you drop me in the toilet.
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25th May 2012
Chat reblogged from In a world where you can be anything, be yourself. with 569,931 notes
Don't ever hesitate. Reblog this. TUMBLR RULE. When you see it, REBLOG IT.
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- Suicide Hotline: 1-800-784-8433
- LifeLine: 1-800-273-8255
- Trevor Project: 1-866-488-7386
- Sexuality Support: 1-800-246-7743
- Eating Disorders Hotline: 1-847-831-3438
- Rape and Sexual Assault: 1-800-656-4673
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- If you ever want to talk, my ask box is always open <3
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25th May 2012
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25th May 2012
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alyssakolessar:
Hiding from the boss like a pro
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25th May 2012
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weakfl3sh:
so eraserhead became a meme or what
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25th May 2012
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25th May 2012
Post reblogged from Cosplay Mechanic with 1,685 notes
derpastrology:
THE ARIES CAT


THE TAURUS CAT


THE GEMINI CAT


THE CANCER CAT


THE LEO CAT


THE VIRGO CAT


THE LIBRA CAT


THE SCORPIO CAT


THE SAGITTARIUS CAT


THE CAPRICORN CAT


THE AQUARIUS CAT

(don’t ask)
THE PISCES CAT


I’m slowly ruining my blog
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